Wednesday, August 1, 2012

I broke myself

So, I'm incredibly bored right now. Why? Because I am forcibly immobile. I sprained my neck. That's right...sprained... my neck. Because I'm just a freaking kick ass ninja freaking princess like that! Yup.

Doctor's orders: Move slowly, no exercise the rest of the week, we'll see about this weekend after a follow up on Friday. Super. If you know me then you know that I'm going to die. No really, I just might. I might just curl up and die from not being able to workout. I'm a crazy person like that. My hobbies are dancing, muay thai, and anything else that burns calories. In mass quantities I literally don't know what to do with myself.

Official mumbo jumbo is T4 syndrome, muscle spasms, and sprained/strained neck. So, I broke myself and my neck is "really angry". <--That there is official doctor speak.

I took the day off work because it's hard to drive when you can't turn your head. And after a couple hours of pittering around the interwebs, I'm bored! Soooo bored! I guess I have stuff to blog about on my new fitness blog, but I also don't feel like thinking. Watching movies is just uncomfortable.... *whine whine, excuses excuses* And of course, no husband to take care of me. Such is life.

Um, yeah so that's it. I just needed to whine a little. Anyone want to bring me a water bottle with a straw, some magical no calorie chocolate (since I can't work it off), and entertain me? Maybe a puppet show, or a massage. I'd like puppet show. Thanks, see you soon.




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6 comments:

  1. I feel your pain, I tore my achillies and not running is making me very, very cranky. Hopeyou are feeling better soon!

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    1. Ouchie! Achillies injuries are no joke! We should have a pitty party. Just don't make me laugh to hard... it hurts. You get better too!

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  2. Mother of mercy, ninja princess! Here's to healing quickly!!! :)

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    1. Thanks! haha, I just have to refrain from my ninja princess duties for little while. ;)

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  3. You sound like my hubby- we just found out that he has a herniated disc, which is causing all his back pain. He's totally busted about not lifting weights and hiking and kayaking, etc. I hope you are feeling better soon!! If you need some internet entertainment, I can usually find some at...

    www.wtfjapanseriously.com
    www.pophangover.com
    www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
    www.gofugyourself.com
    www.peopleofwalmart.com

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    1. Haha, wow! Thanks for the entertainment options!!! You're awesome!

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